Mastering the silent sneeze Hoodie (Back) — Minimal Definition Graphic Pullover

A quiet, collie-specific statement shaped by lived experience. This hoodie carries a dry, knowing line recognised instantly by those who’ve learned - often unconsciously - to adapt their own behaviour around collie life.

£52.00

The Design

Clean, typographic, and intentional.

Printed on the back, Master of the Silent Sneeze reads as a small but familiar collie truth - a habit picked up through experience rather than instruction, recognised immediately by those who’ve lived it.

A subtle tribe:collie mark sits quietly at the chest, acting as an endorsement rather than a headline. The overall design remains understated and grounded, signalling recognition rather than performance.

If you know, you know.

Fabric & Fit

This is a soft, mid-weight hoodie designed to keep pace with real collie life - early starts, constant movement, and routines shaped around a highly alert nervous system.

Made from a smooth cotton-poly fleece, it offers comfortable warmth while retaining its shape. A relaxed fit, clean construction, and practical details make it a dependable everyday layer.

50% cotton / 50% polyester mid-weight fleece
Soft hand feel with breathable warmth
Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
Tear-away label for comfort
Spacious kangaroo pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for durability

Printed using high-quality DTG/DTF methods for clarity and longevity. Embroidery options available on chest or wrist where offered.

Who It’s For

Made for people with lived collie experience - owners, trainers, handlers, and anyone who’s quietly learned to sneeze carefully.

This isn’t about making a joke.
It’s about recognising the adjustment.

tribe:collie. Understated. Understood

GPSR

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

All of our products are made to order. Once an order is placed, it typically enters production within 1–3 business days.

During busy periods, production times may be slightly longer, but we always aim to process orders as quickly as possible.

Shipping Times

Once your order has been produced, shipping times are estimated as follows:

UK Orders

Standard Shipping: 2–4 business days after dispatch

International Orders

Standard International
Shipping: 5–10 business days after dispatch

(Delivery times may vary depending on destination and customs processing.)

We work with reliable carriers to ensure fast delivery however these please note these delivery times are estimates and are not guaranteed.

For more shipping detail please see our shipping policy.

Each tribe:collie piece is made to order, just for you. Because of this, we can’t offer exchanges - so please check your order choice before check out and make sure you have double checked your size option.

If your item arrives with a printing fault or doesn’t match your order, we’ll of course make it right.
We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at bycazcollective@gmail.com.

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

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Mastering the silent sneeze Hoodie (Back) — Minimal Definition Graphic Pullover

Mastering the silent sneeze Hoodie (Back) — Minimal Definition Graphic Pullover

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